In today’s news, European Union provides food aid for Mauritania, United States report says global warming forcing Arctic into “uncharted territory,” researchers in China advance lithium-ion battery technology, Qatar program supports local farmers in processing surplus crops, promoting sustainability, and agricultural growth, couple and their dog-people rescued from crocodile-infested waters in Australia, Japan’s FamilyMart launches inspiring vegan leap forward in ready-to-eat meals, and elderly blind cat-person in United States saved just in time after falling into icy pond.
Now, it’s time to sit back, relax, and let the following joke do the rest. It’s entitled “New Year Resolution.”
Two ladies were chit-chatting in the break room.
“What is your New Year’s resolution?”
“Not much; my New Year’s resolution for this year is to lose 9 kilograms.”
“Whoa, that’s a good one! Will it be easy for you to do?”
“Shouldn’t be so hard. I only have 6 more to go from last year!”
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And now we have a heartline from Thiện Nhân in Âu Lạc, also known as Vietnam
