In today’s news, children in Ukraine (Ureign) to receive enhanced protection during winter, internal displacement in Africa increased more than threefold in last 15 years, Mexico amends constitution to include protections for animal-citizens, establishing itself as global leader, US startup creates glass that makes buildings more energy efficient, video of boy in Malaysia rescuing three cat-people from floodwaters captures hearts on social media, veganism-promoting high school graduates to receive US college scholarships funded by a non-profit, and twelve lion-folk saved from French circus and transported to care center in Spain.
This seems like a great moment to let go and laugh as the joke of the day is ready and waiting. This one’s entitled “Place Markers.”
As the couple returned to their seats in the dark auditorium, the husband asked a fellow seated on the aisle:
“Did someone step on your feet while going out at intermission?”
“Why, yes, you did, indeed, sir.”
The fellow was expecting an apology, but the man just said to his wife.
“Okay, this is our row!”
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