In today’s news, Saudi Arabia expands emergency food assistance to Djibouti and Guinea. Study finds climate change intensified recent Mediterranean winter floods, US students design sleep privacy pods for shelters, large parking spaces planned on Malaga’s outskirts to cut city traffic, skiers rescue man buried in snow at US resort, Argentina implements vegan training and certification, and Malaysia adds whale- and dolphin-people to protected species list.
Now it’s time to relax and laugh with us. Here comes the joke of the day called, “The Free Appliance.”
Leo was determined to make his mom’s life easier.
“Mom, let me buy you a smart robot mop! You’ll never have to clean the floors again.”
“No! Don’t waste your money on a sweeping frisbee.”
“Fine! How about a high-end dishwasher? I just want to buy you something to make your life easier!”
“Absolutely not! Any household chore that those expensive machines can do, your father can do for free! Why waste the money?”
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