In today’s news, Norway pledges aid over three years to war-torn Syria. Giant sunspot cluster could cause large solar storm affecting Earth, Taiwanese, also known as Formosan, institute partners with Czech organization to support healthcare in Africa, United States scientists develop carbon-negative building material, Singaporean bookstore owner raises funds for children’s education in Nepal, Portland, USA becomes haven for vegan living, and UK firefighters rescue dog-person from muddy river bank.
We want to see your beautiful smile! Join us for some laughter with the joke of the day called, “A Candlelit Conclusion.”
Pastor Dennis was famous for his long-winded sermons. Just as he began his Sunday service, the power went out in the church. After a long delay, some candles were found and placed around the sanctuary. Then Pastor Dennis got back to the lectern, shuffled his notes, and muttered:
“Now, where was I?”
A voice called out:
“Right near the end!”
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