仏教物語首楞厳経主マハーヴィーラの生涯Retreat in Hungary Feb 23 - Mar 7, 2005Blessings: Master Meets with Disciples, CompilationMaster Tells Jokes
常に私達の高潔な資質を思い起こす 第２回28:21常に私達の高潔な資質を思い起こす 第２回These Five Precepts are for you to be human. If you drop “below” the Five Precepts’ standards, then you will be born as another species. Just like we have primary school and high school. You must haveマスターと弟子2026-04-24 2276 閲覧数87Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-24マスターと弟子 常に私達の高潔な資質を思い起こす 第１回39:16常に私達の高潔な資質を思い起こす 第１回You make something that we can tie it up. Tie them up, climb up. Very easy! Those plastic poles… You can’t buy anything. (How much are those poles?) How many can you buy? Let’s make a roof to cover itマスターと弟子2026-04-23 2694 閲覧数116Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-23マスターと弟子 喜びの中で生きる 第７回31:58喜びの中で生きる 第７回Should we finish it? (Yes.) Yeah? Can you still laugh? (Yes.) Or you’re too tired to laugh? (No.) No? OK. Does somebody need to go to the airport? No? (I think not.) Are you still OK? If you have to gマスターと弟子2026-04-22 2056 閲覧数72Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-22マスターと弟子 喜びの中で生きる 第６回33:12喜びの中で生きる 第６回A guy said, “I haven’t slept for days.” And the second guy said: “How come?” The first guy said, “I only sleep at night.” Ha-ha-ha. Some joke. I don’t see any other jokes. Probably I went only up to tマスターと弟子2026-04-21 2424 閲覧数73Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-21マスターと弟子 喜びの中で生きる 第５回31:53喜びの中で生きる 第５回A woman went into a shoe shop and said, “I would like a pair of alligator shoes.” So, the male salesman said, “Yes, ma’am. What size is your alligator?” You are so funny. I say, it’s OK, but I didn’t マスターと弟子2026-04-20 2512 閲覧数84Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-20マスターと弟子 喜びの中で生きる 第４回30:38喜びの中で生きる 第４回A surgeon advised a musician who played the violin that he would have to undergo an operation. The patient said, “But, Doc, I have concerts booked already. If you operate, can I be assured that I willマスターと弟子2026-04-19 2539 閲覧数79Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-19マスターと弟子 喜びの中で生きる 第３回32:47喜びの中で生きる 第３回There was a vampire bat(-person) –the bat(-person) who takes blood, I guess – came flapping from the night, and he was all covered in fresh blood, and he landed himself on the roof of the cave to get マスターと弟子2026-04-18 2654 閲覧数86Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-18マスターと弟子 喜びの中で生きる 第２回31:45喜びの中で生きる 第２回Come on, this is just a house. Wow, I feel better. It’s better, huh? (Yes.) Now, we can laugh. I love those things too but just to make the SM Celestial Clothes happy, and the Supreme Master TV, and tマスターと弟子2026-04-17 2868 閲覧数91Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-17マスターと弟子 喜びの中で生きる 第１回41:05喜びの中で生きる 第１回New people? (Yes.) A lot of… English(-speaking)? (Yes.) OK. All the Westerners come here. All the English-speaking Westerners, the black, the white, the yellow, the red, the stripes. You come here. Yoマスターと弟子2026-04-16 3168 閲覧数122Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-16マスターと弟子 悟りと共に笑う全８回の８回34:49悟りと共に笑う全８回の８回The school has just released the grades of the final exams. Mom asked, “Liza, I heard Rose next door got 99 points in math. What about you?” So, Liza said proudly, “I got one more point than her.” Momマスターと弟子2026-04-15 2670 閲覧数84Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-15マスターと弟子 悟りと共に笑う全８回の７回33:49悟りと共に笑う全８回の７回One day, two schoolgirls went to the library to review lessons. Kate was helping Lily with the revision. “What’s the meaning of this word?” So, Lily scratched her head and said, “I forgot. Beats me (iマスターと弟子2026-04-14 2745 閲覧数90Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-14マスターと弟子 悟りと共に笑う全８回の６回29:50悟りと共に笑う全８回の６回Sonny said to Dad, “Dad, what is creeping inflation?” His father said, “Creeping inflation is when your mother starts out asking for new shoes and ends up with a complete new outfit.” Are there such fマスターと弟子2026-04-13 2701 閲覧数80Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-13マスターと弟子 悟りと共に笑う全８回の５回32:39悟りと共に笑う全８回の５回A recruiting ad for a French learning class says the following, “If you find you do not like this course and want to quit after the first class, you can request to refund your tuition, but you must saマスターと弟子2026-04-12 2841 閲覧数82Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-12マスターと弟子 悟りと共に笑う全８回の４回29:27悟りと共に笑う全８回の４回The teacher asked a student, “Why don’t you brush your teeth? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning.” The student said, “What did I have?” The teacher said, “Cornflakes.” So, the student sマスターと弟子2026-04-11 3014 閲覧数90Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-11マスターと弟子 悟りと共に笑う全８回の３回33:11悟りと共に笑う全８回の３回Daddy number one says, “I always stress to my kids that there must be three -sions for success: Mission, passion and vision.” OK. So, dad number two: “And the outcome?” Dad number one says again, “Alaマスターと弟子2026-04-10 2805 閲覧数86Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-10マスターと弟子 悟りと共に笑う全８回の２回32:15悟りと共に笑う全８回の２回Little Johnny said, “Daddy, I want to ask you a question.” After a first day in Sunday school. So Daddy said, “OK.” And little Johnny said, “Oh, the teacher was reading the Bible to us, all about the マスターと弟子2026-04-09 3088 閲覧数89Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-09マスターと弟子 悟りと共に笑う全８回の１回38:41悟りと共に笑う全８回の１回(Going home.) What time? (Yes, I’m going home in two hours.) (I’m going home alone tomorrow.) Are you both going home? (No.) (Just him alone.) (My mom and I.) Just pointing at this and that. Aren’t yoマスターと弟子2026-04-08 3446 閲覧数112Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-08マスターと弟子 変容した姿と阿修羅体の違い全１０回の１０回34:59変容した姿と阿修羅体の違い全１０回の１０回I’m just too sensitive. When I went up to take a bath and change my clothes, I felt very ashamed. Why do I have so much discrimination in my mind? But I could not bear it. So I bowed fully, from head マスターと弟子2026-04-07 2904 閲覧数80Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-07マスターと弟子 変容した姿と阿修羅体の違い全１０回の９回35:38変容した姿と阿修羅体の違い全１０回の９回Oh dear, we laughed too much! Laughing too much will make you shed tears. Humans are so weird. Whether they’re in the most painful state or the most… (Happy.) happy, their facial expressions look pretマスターと弟子2026-04-06 2943 閲覧数84Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-06マスターと弟子 変容した姿と阿修羅体の違い全１０回の８回37:57変容した姿と阿修羅体の違い全１０回の８回(If we think more deeply, how profound was Milarepa’s faith in His Master, and to what extent? Should you encounter such kind of Master, I can tell you, by the second test, You all would have run off.マスターと弟子2026-04-05 2958 閲覧数91Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-05マスターと弟子
